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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
They laughed when I said I\'d be a comedian. They aren\'t laughing now.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Smith & Wesson ? the original point and click interface.
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law\'s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
It\'s the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don\'t have it.
One doesn\'t have a sense of humor. It has you.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I\'m not sure about the former.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
The trouble with the Internet is that it\'s replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
Barab?si\'s Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do ? whether it is correct or not.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it\'s fantastic.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
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Throughout American history, the government has said we\'re in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It\'s a hoax.
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
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An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT\'S relativity.
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there\'s no risk of accident for someone who\'s dead.
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It\'s the transition that\'s troublesome.
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
I don\'t know why we are here, but I\'m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn\'t take it out of my garden.
I don\'t approve of political jokes... I\'ve seen too many of them get elected.
Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Jesus may love you, but I think you\'re garbage wrapped in skin.
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to handle.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it\'s because they\'re such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I\'ve only ever had one.
Love is the answer - but while you\'re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn\'t over until everyone gets their cookies.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI?!
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don\'t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Computer dating is fine, if you\'re a computer.
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
I have four children which is not bad considering I\'m not a Catholic.
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
A man can\'t get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
Gigerenzer\'s Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
After every \'victory\' you have more enemies.
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn\'t have an air force.
Yes, I\'m fat, but you\'re ugly and I can go on a diet.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
In the begining there was nothing and God said \'Let there be light\', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
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The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
I hope life isn\'t a big joke ... because I don\'t get it.
Heav\'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn\'d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn\'d.
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If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
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